What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What fish only swims at night?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?