What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What is the strongest animal?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What country has the most fish?