Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What shape is bad at driving?