Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What animals make the best students?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which president loved to take baths?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?