What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
Where do termites go camping?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?