What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What should you wear to a tea party?