What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?