What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?