What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
We had a discussion about roses.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?