What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?