What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?