What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?