Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do cows say on NYE?