I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?