We had a discussion about roses.
It was a thorny issue.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?