What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do fairies always drink?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?