What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?