What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do librarians never make plans?