What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the painter say to the wall?