Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which state is the cleanest?
How did the toad die?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where does laundry go to college?