Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do kittens go to school?
The museum curator needed a break.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What farm animal is best at karate?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.