Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?