Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's the king of all school supplies?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do cats love to work?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What British bugs are the best singers?