How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do they call pastors in Germany?