How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Where do polar bears vote?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?