What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?