What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?