What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the dog do so well in school?