What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do animals blend into the desert?