What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do cows say on NYE?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?