What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a flying police officer?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?