What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?