What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?