Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?