Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which subject has two parts?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?