What's a bat's favorite game?
Batminton.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which singer could always break a five?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the sick chicken say?