What's a bat's favorite game?
Batminton.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
It's Crowded!
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?