How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How much does freedom weigh?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?