What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the horse so happy?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?