What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
When do astronauts eat?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?