How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What sport is always getting in trouble?