Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the difference between people and chickens?