Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?