Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who invented fractions?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?