Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where do books love to go on vacation?