Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Do dads always snore?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?