Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do fall and winter say hello?