What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What bird is always sad?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?