Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
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What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?