What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What is another name for a cow?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?