What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the most adorable season?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What animal floats best?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the elk have great hair?