What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?