What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?