Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?