What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
When should you start writing a book?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
When do mice play every day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the student always get straight A's?