What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is the coolest country?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do hands go on vacation?