Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What food is a man's best friend?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?