Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?