Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is summer always sad?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?