How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
When do astronauts eat?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call hiking college students?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the stair machines call each other?