What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do fleas travel?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How did the toad die?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?