What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which fly makes films?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?