Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Families are like fudge.
What's E.T. short for?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?