Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?