What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which president loved to take baths?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
