What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?