How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?