How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How are mountains able to see?