What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What math figure is also in the band?