What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?