What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do elves learn in school?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.