What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which insect makes the best father?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?