What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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What's the difference between weather and climate?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did electricity win the race?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?