What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How does dinner smell?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do insects learn at school?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?