What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What is another name for a cow?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What says: oom oom oom?