What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you get straight A's?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?