What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are the mountains so tired?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
When is Dad's bedtime?