How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?