How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do bees chew?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call the king of vegetables?