Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What animal loves a baseball game?