Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are ghosts always single?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?